"Zeis" was beating "Cam" 56-54 late in the Ravens-Bengals game Monday night. Zeis had Torrey Smith left, Cam had Ray Rice. Zeis crowed the night before after his Peyton Manning-to-Demarius Thomas connection propelled his team in front and to an apparent Week 1 upset.
 
Then Joe Flacco threw to Smith in the end zone, drew a pass interference flag, the ball was placed at the one-yard-line, and Rice ran in it. Game.
 
BOOM.
 
Suddenly, Sid the Photoshop Stud had his idea for the Week 1 cover. Such is life in the League of All Leagues...